luahan : new life begins ;)

arini, si cerita lawak mahu berehat sebentar.

mahu tukar idea jap..

kerana mahu ceritakan something ini..

arini, si cerita lawak kenal dengan somebody nih..

ttiba jer dia kata minat..tpi

cerita lawak bukan jenis percayakan lelaki ini..

sebab bnyak kali sudah terkena laa..

jadi saya mahu tahu lah..

bagaimana ea kita nak tahu samada lelaki itu jujur or tidak ??

bercakap benar mahupun hnya mahu mepermainkan perasaan wanita jer..

tolong lah jawab kan??

saya mahu jawapan??

kita semua tahu kan, kat rakan2 kat initernet ini buakn semua boleh percaya..

jadi tolong lahh saya...

The Collge Rules !!

There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules.  The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms.  "If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine o'clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine.  If you get caught twice, you get a hundred dollar fine.  If you get caught three times, you get a two hundred-fifty dollar fine and suspension for a week at the least."  So a boy raises his hand and asks, "How much for a yearly pass?"                   
                      
A wealthy Chicago businessman goes to Vegas and loses all but three dollars. He comes out of the casino and waves a taxi over.  How much is a ride to the airport?" The driver replies that it is $5. "Come on I only have $3, but I'll pay you $10 when I get home by mailing you a check."" said the man. "No way" replies the Driver and throws him out of the car.                    
                      (Thanks Tae)