luahah : u're the only one i miss ;))

pada hari ini, cik rerama biru tak mahu masukkan kesah lawak2 ... nak cerita sesuatu.. tak larat nk dipendam kot !!!!!!

cerita lucu 3 : Anak2 Perempuan Raja

The king's daughter

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his


wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the


third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.






Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?










They were M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (What were you thinking?)

cerita lucu 2 : Little Johnny

Little Johnny

Pada satu hari,Little Johnny duduk di dermaga. Datanglah penceramah dan duduk di sampingnya. Little Johnny mempunyai stoples penuh apa yang kelihatan seperti air dan ia memutarkannya berulang-ulang, menonton gelembung mengapung melalui itu. Pendeta bertanya, "Apa yang kamu lakukan dengan air itu?" Little Johnny mempelajari isi tabung untuk sejenak, lalu menjelaskan, "Pendeta, disini ini adalah terpenting. Ini adalah cecair terkuat di dunia." Paderi itu menjawab, "Nak, air Kudus adalah air yang terkuat cair di dunia.


Adakah anda tahu jika anda menggosok air Kudus sedikit pada perut wanita hamil, dia akan melewati bayi laki-laki "pikir Little Johnny tentang yang satu ini selama satu minit, dan kemudian membalas,"? Tidak, ini di sini terpentin masih yang terkuat kerana jika Anda mengoleskannya pada pundi kencing kucing, dapat melewati kenderaan yang laju!